Every January, I re-invest in two myths, no matter how often they've been disproved. First, someone reports that Lauryn Hill's eternally-postponed CD is finally coming out in the new year, and I believe it. Second, I truly think I will update my site more often, write more reviews, resolve unfinished projects, or at least keep up with annual features. Usually I'm at least reliable to post a Fall Preview in September or early October, with a ranked list of the movies I'm most anticipating, divided into echelons furnished to me by some favorite pop star: Janet Jackson in 2012, when Holy Motors was a "Throb" and Atlas Shrugged a "Black Cat"; Mariah Carey in 2011, when We Need To Talk About Kevin was a "Touch My Body" and Jack & Jill was an "Up Out My Face"; and noted in-cinema texter Madonna in 2010, when White Material was "Erotica" for me and The Owls of Ga'Hoole prompted shouts of "Rescue Me."I badly missed my start time this year: I've been too busy teaching, advising, bungling other important site features, and hitting every film festival in North America, to a degree that even the programmers find remarkable. But late is better than never, as I can only hope Lauryn agrees. So, here goes. I've of course already seen several of these titles, but I did a handy System Restore on my own brain and remembered how I felt Before as well as how I responded After...
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- A– - Sure, the emotional allegory feels kind of shoehoOH MY GOD! THE CAMERA! Maybe a bit maudJESUS! DID YOU SEE AND HEAR THAT?! 12 Years a Slave - Hollywood finally taps major vein of U.S. lit and life. McQueen!
- A– - Solomon as open book and opaque protagonist, caught in a heightened nightmare and in yes-it-was-that-bad history. Bastards - Even at her most opaque, Denis commands loyalty like few other auteurs
- B+ - Sort of Denis' Skin I Live In, a handsome, tensile take on a story bound to repel. Semi-illuminating, fiercely confident. Blue Is the Warmest Color - Eager for any Kechiche, but especially a Palme winner
- B - Two very compelling characterizations in engaging but oddly proportioned film with few interesting images Faust - Two-year delay of release augurs poorly. But I'm still a Sokurov devotee.
- A– - Intoxicating, even if, like a lot of intoxicants, it puts you to sleep a little. Painterly, imaginative, and sells the myth. Her - Sure, premise could tilt into precious self-pity, but I have confidence it won't.
- B - Toggles between blunt and subtle approaches to its themes. Generous in spirit. Actors really lift it. Adams a standout for me. The Past - After Elly, Separation, I'd follow Farhadi anywhere. Breakout for Bejo?
- C - Turgid, sporadically wise wallow in exposition, with few stakes for viewers. Stale visuals. Farhadi's rhythmic gift fails.
- B - American cons, America as con. Film's a con at times, though Cooper, Adams never are. Uneven, for better and worse. The Square - Urgent topic for documentaries, especially from reliable Noujaim
- A - Prodigious in every sense. Typically lucid institutional survey, comprising many views of what ideas and politics mean. Inside Llewyn Davis - Tuneful blend of Coens' comic charm and scabrousness?
- B+ - Aloof, icy, yet almost secretly tender. Steel, sadness, and spook knitted together. Funny-ish. Isaac amazes. Captain Phillips - Even "lesser" Greengrass like Green Zone lands well with me
- B - US drama of Somali pirates, rendered as seasick immersion in a military precision strike. Uneven but ends strong. Blue Caprice - Shootings sure got to me in '02. Tour-de-force for a new director?
- B+ - Backstory of 10 murders that remain inexplicable. A grotty national and psychological moodpiece. Bracingly assembled. Carrie - Peirce a great choice to give high school rough textures, moral complexity
- C– - Halves of Carrie seem further apart than ever. Direction most invested in the Mom, production in the Prom. Ensemble flails. Mother of George - In Notting Hill, I'd be Hugh and d.p. Bradford Young my Julia
- B+ - Lustrous images heighten emotions of a rich, bold script; odd angles, sound mix keep it from feeling on-the-nose. Dallas Buyers Club - Felt stunty on paper but trailer and buzz for Leto encourage
- B+ - Moving, funny, excitingly angry. McConaughey hits Brockovich levels of typecasting, type-busting, and charisma. Fire in the Blood - Doc sounds very probing; a good companion to Dallas Buyers
- B+ - Hard work, which I'm not against. Sharp images, knotty plotting both entice. A Chinese Amores perros, but glassier.
- C - Enjoyable but rarely admirable beyond MVP actors. Script has great moments but smug calculations still rankle. American Promise - I hope it's more Love & Diane than Waiting for Superman
- B - Affecting, but director-parents may not have distance necessary to make a Hoop Dreams about their kids' schooling. Let the Fire Burn - Crucial but obscure U.S. tale has already inspired good films
- B - Less penetrating or contextualized but possibly more harrowing than other films on 1985 bombing of MOVE compound. Museum Hours - Not on my radar till many friends ranked it among year's best
- B - Elegant, involving, aloof by design; strong sense of the past within the present. Something a tad calculated about it. God Loves Uganda - Another promising doc; bookend to spring's Call Me Kuchu
- C - Fitfully affecting but rarely adroit. Soderbergh's King of the Hill from synthetic fabric. Enough Said - I'm still seeking a Holofcener vehicle that's as strong as her debut
- B– - After ace debut, Holofcener's follow-ups all have execution problems. Still, rich ideas for starved demos. Gandolfini! We Are What We Are - Notably strong reviews for a horror film and for a remake
- D+ - Markedly unsubtle for an explicit defense of subtlety. Broad, repetitive, untrusting. Nails a moving end, though. The Invisible Woman - Wasn't too jazzed till every review cited a pleasant surprise
- D+ - Never connects with Camille. Casting stunt sullies and disjoints the film. Alienating; next day, feels worse. Computer Chess - Beeswax was incomparably winning. Will I react that way again?
- B– - Seemed funnier during my first, more fatigued screening. A great premise with gold moments, but execution is muddy. Wadjda - Dramas with Noble Themes can break any which way, but I'm optimistic.
- B– - Lots of craft on display. Gutsy script. Real steel from Jackman. Virtually all of it poisoned by escalating absurdities. Black Nativity - Trailer looks a bit off to me. Still: Lemmons? That cast? Sure.
- C– - Earnest but perfunctory. Reads as if producer TD Jakes literally called more shots than snazzy helmer Kasi Lemmons.. Concussion - Nifty premise for lesbian drama. Weigert in lead is a cool prospect.
- B– - Story, chic images feel affected throughout, which only makes sharp script and Weigert's candid acting more impressive. After Tiller - Risk-taking profile of doctors who offer third-trimester abortions
- B+ - Operatic conception, playing romantic hope against inexorable forces of grief and myth. Cotillard, Khondji astonish. Foxcatcher - Such an odd tale, but you won't catch me betting against Miller
- B+ - Water, water everywhere, and not a bad or boring shot in sight. Exercisey but absorbing. Boy is Redford in good shape. Out of the Furnace - For those who wish Crazy Heart had featured more hitting
- C - Winter's Boner: characters, filmmakers treat grotty vision of rough, hophead Appalachia as macho proving-ground. Adore - A good movie seems too much to ask, but possibly deliciously bad?
- D+ - Unquestionably misdirected, stifling scenario's capacity to indicate more than tawdry melodrama. Wright saves what she can. Oldboy - I found Park's film both tedious and repellent, but at least I'm curious
- D+ - Early sparks gutter completely. Climactic montage ties anal sex to drug injection and murder. Opaque and inert. The Face of Love - Bening's lowest-profile work in years. Harris a good match?
- C+ - Pro or con to keep mixing tones and to avoid overstating analogies at the cost of vague, fitful storytelling? Your call. As I Lay Dying - It's my favorite novel, maybe. I think I just don't want to know.
- C+ - Actors very committed; moving as soldier tribute. Still, Berg wobbly director of action, dialogue. Ending feels off. All Is Bright - Director Phil Junebug Morrison is only draw here. But a big one.
- C - Two D's are for Dumb and Dumber. The other's for Delirium, which at least has its pleasures. Garishly but gamely stupid. Escape from Tomorrow -
- D+ - Payne still loves: banal images, banal music, using one character as bellwether of Reason and ranking others in relation. Sal - Film-star bio from the Franco factory that's sat around for two years? Sure!
- D+ - One-hand tally of interesting shots. Wonky edits abound. Flatly plotted in story and style. Elephantiasis. Labor Day - I hear it's safe for Kate, risky for Reitman, triumphant for neither
- B– - Flat technique; hashed final act seems more annoying with time. But funny. Moore is good, and Johansson deliciously great. Out in the Dark - Gay cinema can't cast enough bland hotties in familiar plots
- C - Scene by scene, the Serious Drama you'd expect about a handsome Palestinian guy and a handsome Israeli guy in love. Rush - Feels like an aging producer-director pair's idea of Youthful Excitement
- D+ - Tritely conceived, stylistically ragged. A dispiriting pile-up of shots and entire scenes that only pad or coarsen the movie. Salinger -
- C– - Talk about death that never feels deadly and whispers of revolution that never feel revolutionary. The Counselor - Sorta thing that seduces stars on paper, then explodes on them
- B - Charm, belly laughs, sweetness, and story momentum. Songs, character designs, backgrounds not on same level, but I liked it. Thor: The Dark World -
- C - AARP Hangover is funnier and better acted than Hangover. Looks awful and has unwell ideas about young women. Semi-sweet. 47 Ronin - The nobility of the samurai, minus authenticity or production values
Gravity - Even small steps for Cuarón are often giant leaps for popular cinema
SUPERSTAR
American Hustle - I'm cool on Silver Linings but so far I dig this one's splashy vibe
At Berkeley - I'm not a Wiseman completist, but great subject for him and for me
A Touch of Sin - Jia always merits attention. Intriguing swerves in tone, content.
JUST WANT YOU AROUND
August: Osage County - Uneven play has high peaks. Eager for Roberts, Lewis.
The Inevitable Defeat of Mister & Pete - Buzzy at Sundance. New sides of Hudson?
Saving Mr. Banks - For Emma, I'll accept anything, even from John Lee Hancock
Camille Claudel 1915 - I tend to like Dumont, even if I always feel guilty about it
Prisoners - Sharp-looking Villeneuve pic drew both hoots and cheers in Toronto
Touchy Feely - Things got awfully quiet after Sundance, but ensemble entices
Here Comes the Devil - Just read the setup and tell me you're not a bit intrigued
LOST ONES
The Immigrant - Every still looks transfixing, but the Weinsteins seem ambivalent
Grace of Monaco - I liked La Vie en rose but let's kindly call Dahan a big variable
The Monuments Men - Your $11 can help these rich pals take a European vacay!
I FIND IT HARD TO SAY
All Is Lost - Sounds like awards-baiting stunt for Redford, yet I hear otherwise
Kill Your Darlings - Seems likely to glorify yet render dull a minor anecdote
Philomena - Festival audiences sure love it. Dench inspires hope. Frears doesn't.
The Summit - Climbing docs have gone wrong before. Still, a whopper of a tale.
Great Expectations -
The Pervert's Guide to Ideology -
Mandela: Long Walk to Freedom - Evidently even Elba, Harris can't animate it?
Lone Survivor - Late add to season. Beefy cast. Berg a mixed bag. Trustworthy?
Machete Kills - Good, bad, or good/bad? Hoping for a Planet Terror groove.
A.C.O.D. -
Metallica: Through the Never -
Insidious: Chapter 2 -
Dracula 3D - Even with tepid reviews, dashing Kretschmann is hard to resist
Nebraska - Hated Descendants. Not that wild about earlier Payne, either. So...
Mr. Nobody - A Venice prize-winner that's sat around for four years? Why not?
Inequality for All - These films vary widely in quality but Reich's a good hook
The Best Man Holiday - Statute of limitations on credit for Undercover Brother?
Instructions Not Included -
I USED TO LOVE HIM
About Time - Gleeson's my hope. Curtis, McAdams have exhausted good will.
The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - The title begs non-converts to stay home.
The Wolf of Wall Street - Is latter-day Scorsese right guy to critique wild excess?
Finding Mr. Right - I'd go anywhere with Tang Wei after Lust, Caution. I think?
Diana -
The Armstrong Lie -
The Secret Life of Walter Mitty - Anyone else getting a big Majestic hit off this?
Don Jon - I'm glad Juli & Scarlett get along with Gordon-Levitt. I usually don't.
Runner Runner -
NOTHING REALLY MATTERS
The Hunger Games: Catching Fire - Director's a trade up. Still not persuaded.
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues - Not if I missed the first part, it doesn't
Ender's Game - The only things I'm boycotting are iffy casting, awful preview
Winnie Mandela - Virtually laughed out of existence two years ago. A zombie.
Jackass Presents: Bad Grandpa - Uninspiring, but I never count this crew out.
Homefront - Franco in a Statham film written by Stallone? Is this an installation?
The Fifth Estate - Wan thrillers keen on trumpeting their Importance are the pits
The Family - Best show in town is watching Tommy Lee Jones hide involvement
Shepard and Dark - So there's this famous guy and this less famous guy, and... ?
Baggage Claim -
Frozen - Disney hasn't hit for me since Lilo. Images and cast list leave me cold.
WHEN IT HURTS SO BAD
One Chance - Clears path for Salt, Pepper, and Success: The Taylor Hicks Story
The Book Thief - Those Pyjamas are looking awfully Striped, if you ask me
How I Live Now -
Tyler Perry's A Madea Christmas - Perhaps unwisely, I stick to just his dramas
Romeo and Juliet -
Last Vegas - If we were talking Sally Kirkland, Diane Ladd, and Diahann Carroll...
Riddick -
Haute cuisine -
Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2 -
Free Birds -
Walking with Dinosaurs 3D - A feature? An IMAX Experience? No, don't answer.
FORGIVE THEM FATHER
Parkland - We've all wondered how JFK's murder went down for hospital staff
Escape Plan -
Grudge Match - What Ever Happened to Raging Bull? with laffs, mo-cap suits
Delivery Man -
Nick, you are an eloquent riot. My favorite line of the week:
ReplyDeleteThe Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - The title begs non-converts to stay home."
Take a bow.
i love these so much. both in concept and in execution and by way of whichever diva we're listening to.
ReplyDeletethough i really hope 2014 belongs to Missy Elliott.
So many great lines. "A horror film where Vince Vaughn fathers a town's worth of kids" is my absolute favorite, but the whole thing is a pure delight. Best way to deal with the oncoming rush of movies I'll force myself to see without wanting to.
ReplyDeleteI look forward to this every year. It always makes me laugh while also informing me about a lot of movies coming out I hadn't been turned on to yet. Look forward to seeing your thoughts as you check them off!
ReplyDelete@CanadianKen: All the bows belong to you, my friend.
ReplyDelete@Nathaniel: She was the runner-up! And they both fit the delayed-release theme so well. Watch this space.
@Tim: I forget how much of the bilge you're actually going to swim in. At what point do you elect to save yourself?
@Evan: I learned about a lot of movies for this one, too, especially some of the documentaries, the Tang Wei vehicle, and (sad to say) the Vince Vaughn horror show.