Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Globes '04 Fashion Parade

Okay, so obviously this blog is my new favorite toy. I won't usually be posting three times a day, I promise. I literally have a two-person audience right now anyway.

But also, there was no way I was going to leave my discussion of the Globes fashions in such a paltry state. Here, as I call them, were the Magnificent Seven of the evening: in alphabetical order, Shohreh Aghdashloo, Annette Bening, Cate Blanchett (even with the weird flower pinned to the front of her dress), Sandra Oh, Sophie Okonedo (check out that amazing hair), Uma Thurman, and Kate Winslet.

The Blanchett and Okonedo pics are © 2004 the HFPA and the 62nd Annual Golden Globes. The rest are © 2004 WireImage.com.

There were a few fashion disasters, but they were bad enough to look at once, why commemorate them? But let me just say to Diane Kruger, Why you wanna hurt me? What did any of us ever do to you? And Renée Zellweger, I'm sure the hair is for a role, but sweetheart: eat, re-dye, pick a new color and new shoes, and get in the Primer machine.

Sometimes people are all, what about the best-dressed men? And frankly, shame on most of those men last night, who apparently consulted with each other and went in together on a bulk crate of black suits, white shirts, and silver ties. Credit at least to Clive Owen for showing us that the Tux is still The Thing; to Marc Forster for being a bad director but doing great things for baldness; to Jamie Foxx for wearing a sassy suit in fun colors; and to Patrick Wilson, who basically underdressed, but Patrick Wilson can pull that off.

All images © 2004 WireImage.com.

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Blogger NATHANIEL R said...

"Why you wanna hurt me?" -You make me laugh so much, Nick. But I assure you it wasn't personal. Diane Kruger was out to hurt us all with her dress-of-destruction.

9:22 AM, January 19, 2005  

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